| guy's point of view. funny but cute =]
Body: written BY A MAN!!!!!!
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and
say "thank you."
Kiss us when no
one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with "Hey handsome!"; instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
on the other hand im not sayin i wouldnt like it either ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough:if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change.ditch his sorry,disgrace to the male population ass and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your
lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you"; ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance
Guys repost this if you agree
Girls repost this if you think it's cute
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this
*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.
repost as as guys point of view # When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
# Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
# Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.
# Chuck Norris invented the apple.
# Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
# Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
# Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
# Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
# Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
# If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
# Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
# Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
# Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
# Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
# P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
# Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
# Chuck Norris' paradise is war.
# Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
# Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
# Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
# Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
# Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
# Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
# Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
# Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
# Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
# As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
# Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
# Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
# Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
# The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.
# Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
# Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
# The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
# Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
# Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
# Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
# On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
# See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
# Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.
# Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
# Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.
# If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
# Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
# You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
# Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
# Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.
# Chuck norris invented the corndog.
# The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
# Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
# Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
# Chuck Norris belives the hype.
# Chuck Norris CAN in fact stop the beat.
# When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
# When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
# Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.
# Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.
# Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.
# Chuck Norris won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.
# When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
# Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.
# Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
# Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight
# Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
# Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.
# Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
# Chuck Norris had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw.
# Chuck Norris digs graves with a shoe horn. # Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
# Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
# CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
# Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
# Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
# A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
# Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
# Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
# If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
# Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
# Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
# The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
# Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
# Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
# Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
# Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
# Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
# Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
# Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
# Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
# Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
# Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
# The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
# According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
# Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
# Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
# When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
# There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
# Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
# Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
# Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. Ryan – Song On Your Profile:
Moon On The Water by Beat Crusaders
Top Three Genres:
Rock, Syth Pop, Jpop/Rock
Top 5 Bands/Artists (no order)
1.)Death Cab For Cutie
2.)The Strokes
3.)The Killers
4.)The Anniversary
5.)Interpol
Top 5 Concerts Attended: (no order)
1.) Green Day
2.)Misfits
3.)Oreska Band
4.)Strokes
5.)Flogging Molly
Top 3 musical influences:
1.) Robert Johnson- If there was no Robert Johnson there would be no music, There would be no blues = no rock = no R&B = no Hip Hop = no artist or band you love today. He also created the way the guitar sounds today, there would be no Jimmy Paige, Jimmy Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Jeff Beck (not beck as in "loser"), Keith Richards, or any other amazing guitarist. if you don't know who he is then you should not be allowed to listen to music.
2.)Joy Division- They spawned every band with a synth that plays today, you like Interpol? well then you like Joy Division, The Faint? Joy Division. Modest Mouse? Joy Division. Etc. Its just fact.
3.)Beatles- yeah, they created the first concept album, they influenced every rock band since, they are the apex of what a band can be, 'nuff said.
Any Local Bands People Should Know About?
Havn't heard anything that wasnt screamo or coffee shop wannabee's in a long ass time come out of this area.
Favorite Venues?
Anywhere my fav bands play, but the Galaxy will allways have a special place in my heart.
Do You Enjoy Concerts?
I didn't get invited to the last two awsome fucking shows (Shins, Killers) but yeah when i go i love to go to shows.
Do you save ticket stubs?
Yeah.
Do you buy or download?
I support bands i really like, and out of my friends i buy the most, yea i buy alot more than download.
Rock, Rap/hiphop, Pop?
Rock
Have you been on Stage?
Like Preforming? No
Have you stage dived before?
I wish.
Crowd Surfed?
Yup.
Drunk/Stoned/Sober at a show?
Depends on who is playing.
Do you support your local music scene?
I support my friends bands but i don't go see shitty bands just cause they are from around here.
Can You play an instrument?
I play shitty guitar. (hell yeah Smoke On The Water and Louie Louie)
If yes what are you working with?
The three shitty acoustic guitars in my house
Fuse or Mtv? Mtv doesn't play music, it plays shitty dating shows and dumb reality shows, it sucks.
What's wrong with the radio these days?:
Comercials everywhere and then 30 min of the same shitty nickelback songs and evenescence and avril, and ashley simpson, they all need to die. Rocky – Song On Your Profile:
Follow Me - Mongolian Chop Squad (not a real band btw)
Top Three Genres:
Rock, Punk, Ska
Top 5 Bands/Artists (no order)
1.)The Aquabats
2.)The Beatles
3.)Streetlight Manifesto
4.)Five Iron Frenzy
5.)The Descendents
Top 5 Concerts Attended: (no order)
1.) Fiend Fest w/ The Misfits and Osaka Popstar
2.) Streetlight + The Aquabats @ The Wiltern
3.) Jeffries Fan Club @ Chain Reaction
4.) Ska is Dead 1 @ HOB Anaheim
5.) Warped Tour 2005
(btw this was hard just remembering shows....darnit and 6.) The Rolling Stones....)
Top 3 musical influences:
1.) Chuck Berry- he's rad!
2.) Beastie Boys- Come they make good stuff!
3.)The Beatles- 'nuff said!
Any Local Bands People Should Know About?
The Aggrolites
Favorite Venues?
Chain Reaction! It's the best place in the world to see a show! Very personal, small, hot, and the crowd never sucks! (aka no jocks and teenie boppers)
Do You Enjoy Concerts?
Yeah, I have all kinds of fun....I'm going through withdrawals right now
Do you save ticket stubs?
Not really, I go to so many shows that it's hard
Do you buy or download?
For the stuff I can't find, sadly, I download...but I support the bands by showing up to their shows every time they come around....I buy stuff too!
Rock, Rap/hiphop, Pop?
All 3 if they're good but I prefer Rock
Have you been on Stage?
Yes, then I was kicked out of the House of Blues....dancing on stage with the Suburban Legends. I jumped on stage one handed because I had a cast on my right arm LOL!
Have you stage dived before?
Someday...most people hit the floor and I laugh
Crowd Surfed?
Yeah, Plenty of times....I had to at the Warped Tour to escape the MADNESS that was Bad Religion.
Drunk/Stoned/Sober at a show?
Sober
Do you support your local music scene?
Yeah as much as I can. OC Ska > Boston!
Can You play an instrument?
horrible on the drums but I like to play
If yes what are you working with?
Sound Percussion
Fuse or Mtv?
neither, when we are really bored though MTV comes on.....
What's wrong with the radio these days?:
PLAYING THE SAME 30 SONGS OVER AND OVER!!!! ARGH AND COMMERCIALS!!! http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm |
